Deans Home Furniture

Fantasy Advice with Dean from Dean's Home Furniture

People come up to me all the time sayin, "Dean, you ah SO smaht. Yaw advice led me to uh fantasy baseball playawf bihrth and I couldn't be happiuh. But nowwww, my fantasy football team is already shittin' the bed. I NEED YUH HELP!" This happens so often around this time uh yeah, that I don't even have time to run my furnichuh business. So tell you what I'm gonna do for you; each week, I'm gonna give you what you need by postin' an advice cawlumn in the local papuh. Here's my promise to you: I will find you the best quality playis, at the lowest possible prices... GUARANTEED. One question that is on AWL people's minds is this; Dean, I feel like my running backs ah a bunch of stuttuh-stepping pansies, how long do I wait before dumping my current runnis eithuh in a trade ohr outright? What do I awlways say people?, "A deal is a deal, and you don't wait for that deal to pass you by. Yuh snooze, yuh LOSE," Thehefohe, why wait fuh Lady Dainian to nuhrse his strained labia? Hehre's what you...

Read more...

News

Dream Home

Baltimore Sun - Oct 05, 2009

Beyond the sunroom, Dean Payne, with the help of his son, designed and built an outdoor deck traversing the home's length. A few steps off the deck, and more »

Space her stage in new-build in Kerrisdale

Vancouver Sun - Oct 10, 2009

"What I really liked about Huong Nguyen is that all of her products and furniture are made here locally that's important to me," Dean says. and more »

Historic home saved from the brink

Franklin Press - Oct 12, 2009

The couple fully expected to restore the historic home, which was built by William Baty Dean sometime after the Civil War. But, once they began work,

Every School Every Thursday — Johnston

DesMoinesRegister.com - Oct 15, 2009

Alison Perman and Logan Dean were selected to represent JMS at the Optimist Club Youth Appreciation Luncheon. Alison and Logan were selected for their Every School Every Thursday — Des Moines Westall 13 news articles »

Worth Noting in Business: Bakersfield tops for starting a business ...

Bakersfield Californian - Oct 13, 2009

Red Door Interiors is a furniture and home accessories store in downtown Bakersfield at 2300 Eye St. The store will continue to carry other lines, and more »

School Digest

Lake Forester - Oct 15, 2009

Congratulations to Lake Forest Academy Dean of Faculty Matt Less, who will be honored at a special ceremony at Columbia University, his alma mater, and more »

AmeriCorps program to see some changes as second year begins

Vinton Eagle - Oct 14, 2009

by DEAN CLOSE Bruce Doane was the first AmeriCorps volunteer to arrive at the IBSSS campus Wednesday morning.